Saturdays with Seagulls: Casting Fred

Hello everyone! Happy Saturday! This is the first of several Saturdays with Seagulls. Today’s post is written by the head of Fred’s fan club: my son, Maxwell Cantrell.

We’re choosing actors and actresses to play our favorite investigators in a hypothetical F is for Fred movie. I’ve selected a few candidates for each role, but you’re welcome to pick others.

Let’s start with Sofia Salgado, former child star, and detective in her early 20’s. Her dad is Mexican, and in A is for Actress she is actually mistaken for Selena Gomez, so that’s a nice Easter egg for our first candidate.

• Selena Gomez (with yellow background): Actress, Singer, and professional Sofia Salgado lookalike.
  (from celebmafia.com)
• Maia Mitchell (with fun hair): Veteran Actress and former child star.
  (from tvguide.com)

Next up is Aiden Maloney, Sofia’s partner at Maloney investigations and former Los Angeles policeman. He’s in his early 20’s, and he’s a bit annoying.

• Bo Burnham (left): Stand up comic who gained popularity on YouTube as a singer and comedian.
  (from wikipedia.com)
• Liam Hemsworth (the other left): Actor who became famous after his role as Gale in the Hunger Games.
  (from Wikidata.com(sic))

Then there’s Gray Cole, action star, and the sexiest man in the world. He’s Sofia’s neighbor at Nirvana Cove, and he’s not interested in the ladies, even if they’re interested in him. Here’s a lovely head shot.

Keanu Reaves (keanuworld.tumblr.com). I know he’s older than Gray, but he’s still my number one choice. Shut up.

Last but never least there’s Fred. He’s a rofessional seagull and part-time cameraman. He’s in his early 5’s and is a known caviar addict. Look at these gorgeous fred shots.

• Johannis Battersby (right): Fly-up comic, famous for his Netflix comedy special, “Oh how the time flies”(from theanimalstalk.blogspit.com)
• Emanuel Cruz (left) seen with his husbird Jackson Smith. Emanuel, a professional actor, is known for his love of exotic clothing, as seen in this asphalt carpet shot at the 2017 Oscars, for his performance in Gone Gull. (from Metro.co.uk)

These are my picks in no particular birder. What do you think?

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