On this Sunday with seagulls, we will be looking at the top 10 best seagull memes, as selected by Sofia Salgado, and our mascot himself, Fred!
Better than the terrible fate of the gulls who live with the bees, and have to become dogs.
Self-improvement is a vital part of any healthy lifestyle. Especially when one has to deal with the stresses of finding freshly washed cars to poop on and caviar to engulf.
This meme works on so many levels, because not only would the eagles have been a much easier answer to bringing the ring to Mordor, having a lowly seagull do the deed instead would thoroughly bypass the corruptibility of the powerful eagles by the one ring. If only Fred had been there! Unfortunately, there are a few problems with this theory as seen below.
Seagulls have a unique fuck giving properties, that if correctly harvested could produce negative fucks which could be the key to faster than light travel.
For those of you who are curious that seagull just ate a dumpster full of gas station sushi and taco bell, and isn’t just happy to see Rose here. In the seagull’s defense, she looks like a Maserati from the top.
And this is why you never want the seagulls to take the ring to Mordor.
Finally, we have found the secret to producing exotic matter! This seagull’s ability to give negative fucks has solved it for us. All we have to do now is bring in the scientists and run some tests. I’m sure the seagull won’t mind.
Famous in his role as air support in his hit movie above the law.
Looks like the Habsburgs really outdid themselves this time.
That one’s for Aidan…
And, for more of our favorite seagull, check out F is for Fred! Remember if you don’t, then that Nigerian prince will not transfer the money into your bank account.
Seriously, which meme was your favorite?
Maxwell Cantrell is the author of A Tale of Gods, Mortals, and Jell-o Shooters and Power, Poseidon and Pina Coladas. He lives in Estonia, but is currently on the Big Island of Hawaii where there are, oddly no seagulls.
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I love the seagulls! 😀